By Jim Wright
You ever see the movie Bedazzled?
The remake, not the original.
Elizabeth Hurley as The Devil.
Brandon Fraser as the hapless Elliot, who trades his soul for seven wishes – all of which keep going horribly wrong?
Elliot wishes to be rich and powerful and ends up a Colombian drug lord whose wife hates him and who is killed by his own men.
He then wishes to be famous and admired, and the Devil makes him into a seven foot tall world famous pro basketball player … and endows him with a “teenie weenie winkie.”
Determined to get it right, Elliot thinks carefully indeed when asking for his next wish…
Elliot: I wanna be smart. No, no, I wanna be really smart. And, uh, I wanna be able to talk good … well. What’s the word?
The Devil: Articulate?
Elliot: Articulate! Yeah, I wanna be articulate. And I want to be witty. Sophisticated. Charming. I want to know everything about everything. I want to be popular. Good looking. No, no make that great looking. And I want Allison to fall absolutely head over heels in love with me.
The Devil: Anything else?
Elliot: Like … what?
The Devil: Like winkie wise?
Elliot: Oh. Right. Um. Yeah. Well, um. I wanna be, uh, (grins shyly) I wanna be big. Nah uh, ah, not like practical joke big. But, you know, (pantomimes fist pumping like a piston) big. That clear?
The Devil: Crystal. You just say, “I wish,” and I’ll fill in the rest.
Elliot: Okay. I wish that I was witty and fu…
The Devil: Blah blah blah blah, you got it, Smarty Pants!
And Elliot gets everything he asked for. He’s intelligent, handsome, well spoken, admired, sophisticated and charming. He knows everything about everything. He’s the most popular man in every room. And …read more
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